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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

Well fuck me if you must then
Treat me like an old friend
I can’t exist within my own head
So I insist on haunting your bed

Posted 3 minutes ago With 1,398 notes

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tyleroakley:

putsomebenonit:

how do I make this my “about me” on grindr?

this is so important

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

Posted 13 minutes ago With 31,369 notes

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enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

Posted 10 hours ago With 71,023 notes

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gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

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gymleaderkyle:

NEVER be upset if someone calls you weird because the opposite is so very much worse like being called normal is the most tragic insult it basically means you lack any and all individuality or any distinguishing characteristics beyond that of a basic musty old saltine cracker

Posted 10 hours ago With 39 notes